March 6, 2006
In these trying times, seeking peaceful solutions gets increasingly difficult.
Try as we may to communicat and negotiate, there comes a time when, having exhausted all diplomacy, excessive foce in the only option.
That's when you call in the pinata.
That's right. Whacking one of those colorufl papier-mache creations with a stick is just the thing for getting out your aggressions. However, for the most satisfying attacks, you need a special version. Like one from Paper Dragon.
Choose one of the charming designs (sphinx, brontosaurus, penguin, frog prince) or send in a photo of someone or something you'd like to immortalize (or annihilate). Then practice whacking - your order will be ready within a few weeks.
They've done scary dragons, kooky aliens, and space rockets, but caricatures (read: exes) are a specialty.
Just to ensure that you get them before they get you.